Here’s a joke: A music critic is found brutally murdered in his apartment. Two detectives show up to investigate. In desperation, one of the detectives asks the music critic’s pet parrot if it saw anything.
“Because of TikTok! Because of TikTok!” the parrot says.
The detective is confused. “This parrot thinks that TikTok murdered his owner!”
The second detective shakes his head. “The parrot is just repeating something he heard a music critic say a million times.”
(as for the article itself, I like some of Kahan’s music and he seems like a decent person)
—Steven Hyden - Six Attempts To Find Noah Kahan Interesting [archive]