I try hard to suppress my scorn for Tesla drivers because maybe it’s not their fault. But anyone who drives a Tesla Cybertruck has no excuses. Just replace “bumper stickers” (which I don’t mind) with “Cybertrucks” in Demetri Martin’s joke and you have my feelings:
A lot of people don’t like bumper stickers. I don’t mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It’s like a little sign that says ‘Hey, let’s never hang out.’