Dad Joke of the Day
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DJotD 20240309
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!
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DJotD 20240307
Hey, did you see the news? Scientists have instruments to accurate now that they were actually able to weigh a rainbow!
Turns out it was pretty light.
Bonus: that was so bad I should be sent to prism, but I’m hoping for a lighter sentence…
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DJotD 20240306
A termite walks into a bar and says, “Where is the bar tender?”
(I’ve commited to sending my kids a Dad Joke of the Day, so I might as well spread around the sufferr—I mean: wealth.)